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El Accidenté

by The Filthy Lowdown

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1.
Mischief 03:04
Mischief Verse 1 My name is Mischief, and I just walked in- to the house to party with my friends. Shut your mouth and know your role; I wear all black 'cause it suits my soul. Chorus Paint the town red. This is who I am; This is what I do. This is what I do. You're out of control. This is who I am; This is what I do. This is what I do. Verse 2 Transforming with one quick slot. Here's to the night; are you in or not? Don't let this smirk hide who I am. I'm just a prankster of the damned. Verse 3 You may not know my face or my name, so I'm here tonight to spread my fame. I'll keep drinking 'til I get a crowd. I might burn down City Hall. Verse 4 At the scene of this heinous crime, the cops will find your brand new car. Before the flames, now I'm gone, and you'll take the blame
2.
308 03:08
308- Explicit Verse 1 Callin' all cars. All cars come in. That bastard at Mayville, he’s callin' again about a noise complaint down at 308. These filthy motherfuckers gonna put them away. Prechorus And there’s gonna be beating... And there's gonna be stitches... There's gonna be bleeding With these sons of bitches (Down at 308) Chorus Where the woman are fine and the beer flows like wine... (308) Where the party is kickin', but your liver's trippin'... (308) Where the beer comes cheap and you don’t stop 'til your 20 deep: down at 308. Verse 2 Sitting by the wall, wall’s paper thin Next to that house of liquor and sin It’s never too late down at 308, These filthy motherfuckers gonna put them away.
3.
No Ambition 02:57
No Ambition Verse 1 Hear a call, it's 4 p.m. My boss say pulls me over and says, "Begin. I'm told that you're unhappy here Tell me why and pull up a chair." It's a dead end job; you've been there 15 years There's no direction; my check barely clears The end result is mediocre at best I wanna use my words, but I'd rather use my fists Doesn't care if I starve or suffer Goes in one ear, right out the other Chorus No ambition, what can I say? You and I just don't think the same way No ambition; it's just a job You're always poor; I eat high off the hog No ambition; you're a fool You could live wealthy but you're doing rock and roll No ambition; always with strife why do anything when this job is my life? Verse 2 Forty years later, hear that call again Same boss, same position "I hear that you're stuck here, tell me why and pull up a chair" You killed my dreams, you hauled my task I was reaching for my goals, now I'm chained to a desk Be loyal and obey Doesn't get a thing that I say Doesn't care if I starve or suffer Goes in one ear, right out the other
4.
Tijuana Chronicles Verse 1 There lies a town way down below in the middle of Mexico where the restless spirits and the weary bodies go It's a place where the sun does shine— but there ain't a single trace of the divine as the empty souls and forgotten sinners know Chorus 1 In Tijuana, better know what to do or it'll spell the end of you as the sunset streets let the foul temptations grow Verse 2 In a bar known by fable alone— it's a place that the most vile call home as the tales of horror from all the locals go Grab a seat Mamacita nearby— when I catch a fleeting wink out of her eye and legs so long my blood begins to flow Chorus 2 In Tijuana, better know how to be or it'll spell the end of me as the hollow shouts from the living graveyards show Verse 3 Bought a shot, now finishing five That fire water's got me burning inside, with a kick so hot my throat begins to glow Signs of lust escape her lips as she keeps seductively shaking her hips Full of sweet nothings in a language I don't know Chorus 3 In Tijuana, better know what to do or it'll spell the end of you as the sunset streets let the foul temptations grow Bridge So, there I am in the middle of Tijuana, a watering hole resigned to debauchery and damnation. I look to the bronze angel next to me, the kind of woman that mother always told to avoid. She stares back; she looks so deep in my core, buddy, I begin to shiver. As if on cue, the band in the corner plays that tune it always does. As her hips sway back and forth, I reach into my pocket for a dollar bill. All I find is two dimes, a nickel, two quarters and a peso. I grab those coins in my hand, shake 'em up. She jumps up on the bar and's on me like a barracuda on bait. She runs her hands through my hair as I put those coins in my mouth, and she shimmies down lower, and lower, and lower, until our lips lock, and where those coins went, I'll never know. Suddenly, her pimp barges through the door. With the stench and physique of an ox, comes over to me, throws me against the wall, punches me in the gut, spits in my face, bellows, "Gringo! That's my chica right there, and you're gonna pay for that sign of disrespect with your life!"
5.
Somebody Hit Somebody- Explicit Intro There I am, sweatin' tequila in a beat up Mexican dive All it's gonna take is one slurring insult to bring this utter chaos to life The bar is at attention, biting their tongues afraid about what's going down Eyeing everybody, don't wanna hit nobody, but the losers have to buy the first round Chorus Somebody hit somebody! (x4) Verse 1 Fight in Mexico, better head for the doors Sheriff's outta commission doing coke on the floor Bartender's got his glock, only aiming for heads So, better keep moving or you'll end up dead Eyes at attention, shake and shimmy the fists Nobody ever told me leave would be like this Pimps, drunks, hookers; company I keep This little PA boy in those Mexican streets Eyeing everybody, don't wanna hit nobody, but the losers have to buy the first round Verse 2 Hear the cries, harmony of the night Darkest from within that shallows the white Drunk off the violence, bloodlust in my eyes Not leaving tonight until I win or I fry Numbers starting to thin, bodies lining the floor Sheriff's dead to rights, don't need his nightstick no more Beating skulls into dust, spilling bodily wine Gringo or not, that mamacita is mine! Eyeing everybody, don't wanna hit nobody, but the losers have to buy the first round Bridge You losers buy the first fucking round! Eyeing everybody, don't wanna hit nobody, but the losers have to buy the first round
6.
Don't Wear Yourself Thin Verse 1 Another shift, punch in punch out. 9 to 5's what you're all about. Debts to pay; those bills await. Life indentured y paper weight. On the grind, waste your time. Get in; get out. Just get by. Live for Friday, two days unchained. Then five more days of life in vain. Chorus Not worth the price to always give in. So, stand up for yourself: don't wear yourself thin. Wear yourself thin- Don't wear yourself thin. Wear yourself thin- Don't wear yourself thin. Verse 2 Another day, to much on your plate. Check the clock, brain can't escape. The flesh is strong; the mind is weak. On the edge of your defeat. Been at home, no end in sight. No time to think; you've gotta fight the weaker side of who you are. Cover up your hidden scars.
7.
I am Rock and Roll Verse 1 Nothing gets pushed but the same old tune day by day Vulgar charade that the masses must obey Repetitive scheme a way of life here to stay Day in, day out compliance that makes you pay Mainstream out lets never share your views Gotta make a change, but it's up to you Chorus Gotta make a sound; gotta make a scene, usher in this new regime. All I know and all I'm told is I'll never make a living off rock and roll Gotta find a reason; gotta find a way to undermine this corporate cliche of who we are and how we're sold We are rock and roll Verse 2 Giving my soul out the effort feeds Endles demand for my favor of needs Giving my souls out to all or none, not giving up for the lack of funds Mainstream outlets never share your views Gotta make a change but it's up to you
8.
Sex Owl 02:13
Sex Owl- Explicit Chorus (Sex Owl) He's stealin' my drink (Sex Owl) He's grabbin' his nuts (Sex Owl) He's killin' the keg (Sex Owl) Come on, lemme hear it again! (Sex Owl) (Sex Owl) He's stealin' my drink (Sex Owl) He's grabbin' his nuts (Sex Owl) He's killin' the keg (Sex Owl) Come on, just don't give a fuck! (Sex Owl) Verse 1 Who's that beast; he's outta control He parties til the break of dawn Booze and meats on the neighborhood streets He keeps the party rollin' on Sinister grin up his sleeve He's hanging with his friends Jump naked in a kiddie pool The madness never fuckin' ends Verse 2 He loves his albino girl more than the world He'll lick your face on a whim Smash your head into a lamp and you know he'll fucking do it again Applesauce and pudding fights He's watching midget porn If you want a crazy fuck, you've got to fucking man
9.
Punk Punch and Roll- Explicit Verse 1 Punk rock Rock and roll Punk and roll baby Good for a drink and it's good for a soul Heads up Turn down Just cut the mic, I'll burn this place to the ground Chorus Tape your fists up tight; it's time to get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy Punk rock, rock and roll Going punch-for-punch til the end of the show Keep your pimp hand strong, let the juice run free 'cause this shit right here is what you need Punk punch and roll! (punk punch and roll! Verse 2 Another drink Getting loud Another buzz, baby Get your ass right in the crowd Face first Yelling back Melt your face, man, is our first wave of attack Verse 3 Punk rock Rock and roll Punk and roll baby Good for a drink and it's good for our soul Fuck this More booze Make your lyrics, man, I got nothing to lose
10.
Serve Dinner in Hell- Explicit Verse 1 Don't like the way that onion is lookin' at me or the freaks down in aisle three Full of creeps as far as I can see and the guys next to me, the wanna burn this place (to the ground) Got the girls speakin' in tongues Talkin shit on her bastard son An itchy finger on a loaded gun and the chicks next to me, they wanna bow this place (to the sky) Prechorus Blood in the aisle Corpse in the cooler flesh in a cup Shit on the floor The only thing you hear through the speaker is, "Clean up on aisle four!" Chorus Come to the place of disgrace by the river Styx (Gotta pay the toll) Stay for the frills and chills off the neighborhood street (Gonna swallow your soul) Come to the place of disgrace where the hellspawn meet (What the fuck is Dutch Loaf?) Stay for the frills and chills and kills, the only thing I know: It may shake my faith, but I know they serve dinner in Hell Verse 2 Cerberus, he's cuttin' the meat Got the ghouls herdin' carts in the street Alastor, he's packin' some heat and I think this place must have its own circle in hell Call for Baal with his keys to the front Moloch munching on some kids for lunch Satan kills you if (you're) late on the punch and I think I'm here to pay for all my sins Bridge Welcome to Hell, motherfucker! It may shake my faith, but I know they serve dinner in Hell What the fuck is Dutch Loaf? What the fuck is Dutch Loaf? What the fuck is Dutch Loaf? What the fuck is Dutch Loaf? I don't know!
11.
Cheap Cars; Fast Women Verse 1 I got a Buick Lesabre that’s pretty beat. I’m gonna have some fun in that big back seat. All these fine ladies make my car look slow, so I have to peak your interest till the end of the show. Got mismatched doors and no hub caps. Gonna steam these windows up with one big blast. They’re chugging beers and downing bombs; These are not the girls you bring home to mom. Prechorus Once you get going there ain't no quittin'. Can’t stop now, the adrenalines kickin'. Taking your chances when you put yourself in 'em: Cheap Cars, Fast Women. Verse 2 It’s got a cracked up windshield and I can’t see. It’s got milk crates for seats, my apologies. I’m rolling pulp free in my beat up lemon. It looks like shit, but it will take you to heaven. The hood's dented up, but it goes to show: these racy dames won’t say no. Rolling down main street with disregard to the status quo, 'cause I’m a rock star. Bridge I got Rhonda in my Honda, Got Loretta in my Beretta, Got Anne in my Astro Van, I got Cleo in my Geo, Had a threesome in my Neon, Had a threesome IN MY NEON.
12.
Hydroplane 04:00
Hydroplane Verse 1: Lock me up; I can't wait The ambition of time is to escape Unending fear of what's to come Sudden questions that I can't outgun Prechorus 1: Dealt 17 Should I hit or should I stay? Either or won't force my sentiment away My life is frail Pushed and pulled like grains of sand Fate proclaimed by gusts of wind and sleight of hand Chorus: Fear threw me in a hydroplane No control, and there's no end in sight Slip and we're catapulted through this hurricane Save yourself, 'cause there's nothing I can do Verse 2: Overthink and dismiss Ruminate how it might end like this Can't sustain a thought aside from dread when my heart is bursting every vein in my head Prechorus 2: Dealt 17 Should I stay or should I hit? It doesn't matter, I'll without a doubt lose all of it My life is frail Pushed and pulled like grains of sand Fate proclaimed by gusts of wind and sleight of hand Drop: Complacency and lethargy are cancer to the future me We can't convince Indifference into embrace of what's passed since Your perception of what you've won is tainted by your deception Actions set remain regret I'll not forgive what you forget Bridge I'm holding onto everything I can't maintain, there's no more time Misgivings and uncertainty trumped only by anxiety Damned if I do, damned if I don't I fear the worst; my hope is gone 'Cause I gazed down the path ahead And stared into Medusa's eye
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Twisted Minds Verse 1 Look at these fallen lives you see today: Lying in the gutter 'cause they lost their way. Those inner demons, those dirty dealings, those senseless acts, those useless reactions. Prechorus The impure feelings that you have inside, the filthy needs that you can’t deny, The hatred breeds from the pain you keep, and you’re out of control like a dog in heat. Chorus Pacify to nullify. Forget the animal that you were once inside. Relief from the pain is too good to be true. You poisoned the well that’s been saving you. Justify homicide: gunning down the hood rats that cross that line. Poison in your body leads to your demise; you're desensitized to twisted minds. Verse 2 One more comrade has passed away; traveled down the wrong path, you're never the same. His inner pain, his sinister brain Has made it so he cannot be contained. Like a burned out bulb, like a shattered soul, tried to ride the ferry, not pay the toll. He’s selfishness and self resentment, the broken ties are your life sentence.

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released July 3, 2018

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